11 a.m. - thing 1 and thing 2 wake up after only taking a short morning nap
12 - lunch, not eating, only throwing food on the floor
1 - pick up oldest a preschool who was sent to principal's office for things I would rather not mention (read, mortified!)
2 - go to get thing 1 and thing 2 out of eldest child's room when I smell that lovely smell that is all too familiar to me these days and it went like this:
*pick up thing 2 and get poop all over the front of my sweater (yuck!)
*lay him down on changing table and get poop all over the changing table (yuck)
*while managing to hold thing 2 down, change his diaper and not get poo anywhere else, thing 1 gets the dirty diaper out of the diaper pail (don't even have a word for how gross this is)
Now that I have them off the bottle, I am back on it. Just kidding, I guess it could have been worse.